Is it working?
At least you have a job
At least you have people who love you
At least you have a car
At least you have your puppies
At least your rent isn't too high
At least you have a home
At least you have your health
At least you get free lunch
At least you have family
At least you have internet
At least you can play pretend
At least you don't need to worry about any real problems
Is it working?
Do I feel better now?